The backstory behind these twisted tales can be found here.
Kudos to Cindy for ending this monster gracefully!
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Story #3: From the Snails of Gomorrah to the Ponds of Elmira
MFIf I had known then what I know now, I never would have gotten out of bed this morning! This day started out like any other day- shower, breakfast- and then LA BOOM! Dealing with my kooky in-laws from Texas. They were so far over the top backwards KJI thought I would kill them. Then it happened- I went nuts. I yelled at Nanny when she took my cookie. . . and threw a snail. MeThe snails rained down like charcoal briquettes on Sodom & Gomorrah. Everyone in the world got a black eye, some even got shiners. Kirk video taped the JFwhole fiasco and somehow Olivia shook violently off the couch just in time to dodge the vomit shooting out of Jenena's mouth. So much for Sodom & Gomorrah.
JLSodom & Gomorrah! -WHAT?!? Are you serious? There's no possible way my little hoodlums will grow up in a town with such crazy names! They would be much better off growing up in villages called Elmira CJor Hit-a-lick.
Then their legs were on fire so they went swimming, happy they now had a new home in Elmira.
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