The past year's participants included Myself (Me), Kirk (KJ), Cindy (CJ), Mom (LA), Jenn (JL), Mark (MF), & Julie (JF). Each author's initials will precede their portion of each story as I title, label, censor, and lay them out here. Enjoy!
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Story #1: How He Rolls: Doggy Tokes a Doobie in His Snuggie
JLOne sunny afternoon in late October I went walking in the forests of Montana. It was a wonderfully chilly day, so I bundled up with my favorite CJsnuggie. I was really warm, but then I tripped and fell. I forgot that you should really wear Snuggies when you're watching TV, not when walking. So I got up and then I had to go to the bathroom, MFbut the bathroom was locked! I looked around for some other means of relieving myself and found a pot with a lid. The pot LAhad a snake in it, but I chose to use it anyway. What happened next was horrid!
KJSo I smoked a doobie and called it a day. The next day I hit a lick. I went to the pawn shop and crap! There was the heat! So what did I do? MeWell. . . I was in heat, and that doobie made everything look hot. The flagpole, the postman's knee- I adjusted my flea collar, cleared my throat, JFand made a beeline for the back door. Whoooee! I was safe at last- nothing but blue skies and sunshine from here on out. Amen! Hallelujah!
The End
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