Disclaimer!! I hereby denounce any and all assumptions that this could possibly be a depiction of my own beautiful, perfect, infallible, even-keeled other half. It's just, you know, for the rest of you poor gentlemen out there who married human beings instead of angels like mine ;-).
Slam! Bam! Crunch!
Growls and grunts
Headaches and the urge to munch
Heavy sighs and angry rants
The need to try 10 pairs of pants
A shorter fuse and longer groans
Things once funny, now bemoaned
Spare me, Hormones!
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